Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Dear Ms. Jane,

Holy smokes!!!! How did that frogman Cortez find out about you?! And why were you so nice to him in your email?!!! He is a mean frogman money-sniffer. Please do not be nice to him and do not tell him how much money we are dealing with. He will just try and confuse you with his fancy legal mumbo jumbo jargon, quid pro quo, ispso facto, amicus curie blah blah blah.

My lunchbreak is in two hours. Should I still go to the bank? Yes, I should. I will. Hopefully Cortez will not have one of his frogmen follow me. I promise I will be careful and you promise that we are still doing this - I need this money and I want to help the poor children in my area.

Godspeed,
Skip

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