Dear Mrs. Jane,

Please, you must help me. That maniac Malachai from Children of the Corn wants to hurt me I think. He keeps calling me saying that he wants the money that I promised him. He says that I am just like the other grown ups and he will treat me that way. Please, you must complete your business with me so I can get rid of this loon.

I'm sorry for all of the bad things I said to you. I'm sorry I called you a frogwoman and a church rat. And I'm sorry that I accused you of trying to stage a hostile takeover of the Board (and I'm sorry for telling the senator of your plan).

Please, I beg you.
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